"Guns Before Butter," "Great Day," "Unicorn Trap," "Spoils," "Just You and Me, Sammy," "The Commandant’s Desk," "Armageddon in Retrospect," "Happy Birthday, 1951,” "Brighten Up" and "Unknown Soldier" from ARMAGEDDON IN RETROSPECT by Kurt Vonnegut, copyright © 2008 by the Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Trust. Used by permission of G. P. Putnam’s Sons, an imprint of Penguin Publishing Group, a division of Penguin Random House LLC. All rights reserved.

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