The Elf said confidently:

   - This boy is very kind. Let him be my slave! I will take care of him as my son!

   The general warned the light elf:

   - Earthlings are essentially savages. Do not spoil them. And slaves even more so. They should be punished severely!

   The elf nodded a magic wave in the sniper and noticed:

   "But animals need our care." Man is quite a complex animal, and you need to handle it with the appropriate tact.

   The general smiled and replied:

   "We will make people happy!"

   Fortunately, the penning process turned out to be very specific. Elves transformed all aggressive individuals into something valuable. They themselves did not bear losses. Any weapon, and first of all small, turned against the elves and the elf powerless. Each warrior was surrounded by protective magic, which turned shells and bullets into something innocuous, and maximum able to smear.

   A magical civilization that conquered several galaxies showed superiority over a purely technological one. Special magic was recharged in generators working on the process of merging quarks and preons. And she warmed up to colossal values. Huge sectors covered the waves, turning everything connected with the war and aggression to dust. Some cities were dropped by selective bombs. And all the evil, or just carrying in themselves at least some aggression people turned to plants from forest elves, jewelry from dark, and beautiful insects from the light. Many transformations took place.

   Elves attacked both New York and Washington.

   The Americans tried to resist. The newest tanks Gladiator, the beauty and pride of the Western tank building, turned into chocolates or honey cakes. It became extremely funny. Elfs during the battle, they ate with tanks, while they themselves drank fuel or napalm. They laughed gaily at the same time.

   Marshal Chaschev peered into a special tray. A pineapple sprinkled with diamonds rolled around it, and the projection of the whole of New York was shown. Trump hid in one of the deep bunkers and tried to lead the US Army.

   The leader of America, despite his considerable age, looked young, fit, and vigorously waved his arms, every word accompanied by a strong mat.

   And how here not to be angry. The enemy walked like locusts through American cities, and literally rebuilt all the buildings and skyscrapers into a pretentious elven mode. More than ninety percent of the population was transformed into something not living, or inanimate, or at best a plant, an insect. And the army dissolved in magic and completely at all.

   She became so, not alive, as if prepared for a children's feast. And this emerged a kingdom where there was no longer a person and his personality as such. People were deprived of their combat unit, and ceased to be people, for man is characterized by an admixture of aggression and anger. This is its property.

   Trump, who raised the US economy to an unthinkable height, ousted China economically from Africa and achieved hegemony in Latin America, now faced a clear challenge to the Yankees' dream.

   Here the Statue of Liberty rose into the air, and turned into a naked girl, with a lush breasts and a trident in her hands. Such a beauty turned out, with a weapon. And in the other hand the torch flared, and the statue began to dance.

   And buildings-skyscrapers from time to time

  And skyscraper buildings jumped from time to time. They have now become themselves are not similar, having acquired unique elf forms - of which not the same one.

   Trump shouted at the five-star General Shvartskof:

   - Where is our nuclear potential?

   Stammering, the general replied:

   - I do not know Mr. President ...

   Trump growled.

   "What do you mean, I do not know!" You are the head of the general staff and you must know the location of any part of us. And you do not even know that, and that!

   The General sighed heavily and answered:

   "But Mr. President, the connection has been broken." Cell phones on the eyes turn into ice cream.

   The US President took a pistol from his pocket. And literally snapped: instead of weapons, he had in his hand a pack of expensive cookies. But Trump did not become angry, and grinning, he unzipped a bright wrapper with the image of toon. They looked like wonderful elves, and when the president began to tear the wrapper, they squeaked:

   - Be careful! Wild creatures should not be aggressive!

   Trump grinned and remarked:

   - Aggression like air, sometimes it shows through, but in the absence it is impossible to breathe!

   The cartoon elf on the wrapper amusedly screwed up her eyes, replied:

   -The war is like a game of crimped cards, only the winnings are always sprinkled with tears!

   Trump smiled sincerely and replied to the cartoon:

   - In a card game, fraud is immoral and punishable, morally and rewardfully in the war!

   A cartoon elf gave out:

   - Do not sit on the stalk, do not eat pie!

   The US President broke off a piece of waffle and said: