- And that's just eat!
After chewing and swallowing, Trump said with satisfaction:
- Tasty though! The taste is exotic, but pleasant. Not bad prepare elves!
The general timidly gave his voice:
- You see, Mr. President, we are faced with something unprecedented and unheard of. With that, for the first time.
Trump said judiciously:
- Everything in our life happens for the first time, including birth. But then we get used to and win.
Schwarzkof said arrogantly:
- Can you, the great genius of the economy, suggest how we can cope with such an affliction?
Trump began to reason in his ears:
- Guns are exterminated by guns, planes by air or air defense, tanks by tanks or mines ... Magic is needed against magic ... Then the billionaire stopped and made a calculation added. "But if we do not have magic, then another asymmetric answer is required."
The general was curious:
"What kind of asymmetric answer can there be for magic?"
The President of America replied:
- The church at all times, in any case, in the Middle Ages struggled with sorcerers. Let it and serve in the struggle with the elven demons!
. CHAPTER? 2.
A deep bunker, with many already extinct or blooming, like flowers monitors.
On the walls in gilded frames hang portraits of outstanding Russian and Soviet generals. They painted beautiful artists with oil. Here and Kutuzov, and Suvorov, Brusilov, Zhukov, Vasilevsky, Frunze, Dmitry Donskoy and others ...
And their faces are gloomy, for the first time Motherland is experiencing such cruel trials.
The Russian president, too, was not in the best of conditions. He faced a challenge against which atomic tanks and invisible aircraft with nuclear warheads are powerless. There is a completely different technical and magical level. And it's hard to oppose anything. The more difficult it is to concentrate. The head is cracking, the energy is at zero. It seems that everything is ready to regain his youth, even become a servant of the elves, and then arrange an uprising.
True, he never liked the revolutions of the Maidans. For example, he did not try to scorch the Baltic region by raising the Russian-speaking population to fight. Even in the Donbass, rebels with tricolor flags, he met cool. Rather, they helped them in spite of, than by his monarch's will. Then, together with Trump solved this problem, despite the fact that the possibilities to expand the riot were.
But I did not want to include in the composition of Russia the rebels, who could and the future rebel against the Kremlin order. They agreed on a federal compromise and this calmed down. Indeed, the country is burdened by the burden of military spending the very place for rebellion. The people, of course, by themselves will not go to the insurrection. We need organizations that will push it to it. And in the Donbas, there are already such structures, and who will give a guarantee that they, having become accustomed to leftism, will be loyal.
But the army was strengthened and aircraft carriers were built.
Only it is unclear how to cope with the magical power that draws shells into candy? It is beyond the rational world. Here you do not know how to approach the space aliens. Can it really be better to give up than to be on a pot? Rational way to save your life, and there it will be seen!
The Russian president made a request to the center of communication with the petition to send an appeal to aliens. In response, the camera showed how the Ostankino TV tower turned into a huge and magnificent culinary product. It looked brightly colored and very appetizing, but completely useless for information transfer.
Both the cell phone and the media in the presidential bunker blossomed like shrubs or turned into ice cream. And bodyguards turned to jewelry. The elves asked beautiful transformations without exception - they were aesthetes, but it did not get any easier on the soul. Rather, even on the contrary: this killing beauty oppresses. And especially the feeling of own helplessness. Here you are holding not a cell phone, but a buffet with flowers. And each petal shows a special movie, something that is individual. The pictures show what is happening with the planet. As it is transformed, it becomes glamorous. It becomes beautiful and terrible, in its splendor.
And the Kremlin towers change their shape, and the domes of churches and cathedrals. Although they vary somewhat slower than other buildings, and to a greater extent retain their previous forms. But the magic of the oldest elven people is very strong. It exceeds the power of earthlings and different religions like an atomic bomb with a quiver and arrows. The elves are billions, they flew into space when people were still running around with stone axes, or even earlier, when the monkeys had not yet taken the sticks.
Counting many millions of years, the civilization of elves brought to perfection technological magic. Elves appeared on the ground in primitive communal times, and they were revered as gods. Especially often they liked to visit Ancient Greece, having generated a lot of various legends and myths. However, who on earth did not know the elves before their invasion?
But they decided to take mankind under their control.
The man was developing too fast. Who will give a guarantee that Russia will not master the thermo-quark and thermopreon synthesis will not go into the galactic expanses.
If still delay, then it will be more difficult to cope with rapidly growing humanity. In this case, who will guarantee that aggressive primates do not quell the civilization that has occurred from bipedal cats?