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   "As servants?" I thought it was about equal partnership!

   Then Beson answered sternly, the sparkling of the ruby brooch on her head became much brighter:

   - You are still backward savages, to talk about equal cooperation. The magic on your planet is only in its infancy. You only know how to do it, it's an eerie nuclear weapon, which we just turned into a beautiful ice cream. Many of your individuals are so aggressive that they deserve to be born only in a greenhouse in the greenhouse.

   The president flared with anger and said harshly:

   - No! We do not accept your offer. Please leave our planet as soon as possible!

   Bernard answered calmly:

   "If we come, then we will not leave." And you aggressive primates will be civilized, to a safe level!

   Marshal Ovcharov roared:

   "I said they were aggressors!" To strike them immediately with nuclear weapons!

   The President, trying to keep calm, said:

   - Will you leave our world, leave the Earth alone?

   Bernard and three elf choruses answered:

   - No, it's a cactus! This is already our territory!

   The President said with apparent calm:

   "Then blame yourself!" I command - sweep aliens from our planet!

   Hundreds of nuclear missiles started from the hangars, and rushed to the starships of the elves. They resembled a swarm of ferocious insects carrying thermonuclear charges. But the flattering elves released tiny oak leaves. And these leaves rushed, flashing light to the rockets. As they did not try to rotate and move in orbit, each leaf reached its goal. And the rockets began to decrease, turning into tiny acorns that hung on the leaves. Then, lined up in a line, and right in the vacuum blossomed a grove. It was magical and hung right in the void, demonstrating that miracles happen.

   And the invasion began on the ground. The first to fight were druids-bears. These creatures were first two meters high. But as we approached the planet, we grew up, turning into Everest. And these bears raised their paws, and scattered trying to attack them helicopters or combat ground-attack planes. The missiles tore in the attack planes, practically without harming them. And bears vigorously, like waving their propellers with paddles, and crushing everyone in a row. When buildings fell under their paws, the druid bears crunched them, crushed them into accordions.

   Demonstrated their power ... But the attack went and elfi. Forest girls turned into centaurs and threw magic disks turning tanks into something very beautiful. And the shells did not cause beauties harm, turning into cakes with cream.

   Where there were elfies, groves with wonderful flowers blossomed. Soldiers of all armies of the world turned into beautiful plants. And the more anger in a person, the more vivid and colorful his petals appeared.

   Light butterflies raced on butterflies. Russian fighters fired missiles at them, but any weapon is powerless against magic. Deadly charges turned sweets and candies with bright wrappers. They were spinning in the air.

   Bears-druids after casting a magic spell got rackets, and moved each other planes and helicopters, playing in this way.

   Dark elves forced the soldiers to stone ... Light ones made of weapons, which is delicious and mouth-watering. For example, swinging fins, the fish dived. And the huge modern Russian battleship "Nicholas II", turned into a layered cake. Which looked very appetizing.

   Cake length of three hundred meters swam to the bear-druid, who started it with excitement to devour. At the same time, smacking, so that the cream drained over the wool. And people turned into a biscuit, raisins, pistachios, were digested in the stomach of a terrible magical beast.

   Yes, the battles were impressive, especially when the butterflies were forced to blossom, into the petals of the skyscrapers. Policemen, soldiers, and generally men treated innocuous plants. Special flatter magic knocked out completely all sorts of ardor. And made me smell like the maki of brave warriors.

  But children, too, especially those who were naughty and evil, became either plants. Or, under the influence of dark elves, they turned into large precious stones.

   Where the school team played rugby, there was a whole scattering of magic-created jewels. It is very pleasant to watch and admire such things. But it was created with living people, who were turned into crystals. And this must be admitted to the extreme cruel. But at least they do not suffer.

   The airplane with a magic jet turns into a butterfly. And the passengers flying in it, also became beautiful insects, flying across the sky. Some of them still retained the remnants of the mind, and enjoyed the vaporization and contrast of temperatures in the stratosphere. How it all looked chic.

   Butterflies, and on each wing they have their own drawing. And this picture changes, as memories flash, about the old human life. Druids-bears release magical fire from the mouth, which generates

   Marvelous transformations. And much is changing before our eyes. Attempt to use tactical nuclear weapons, lead to the fact that there are new lush and fragrant chocolates. And numerous elves break off pieces from them.

   One of them took a fair-haired boy in his arms and gave him a piece of chocolates, perched:

   - You will be my slave ... I will keep your personality, not turning into an insect, plant or jewelry.

   The elf-general nodded in agreement.

   "Some of the primates will need to be kept as intelligent servants." But all those who have aggression in their souls, and malice should be rendered harmless! We can not tolerate an uprising against us.

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