"Sort of," I said. "I'm late with breakfast."
"You must make a hell of a breakfast."
I tried to get up from the futon. Mistake. I steadied myself on the ironing board, sat down again, and waited for the fuzzy black balloons to go away.
I tried my best to make my brain work while Kelly started giving me the rundown on what she'd found so far about Les SaintPierre.
Once again she surprised me. In the world of government paperwork you can't expect much out of forty eight hours, but somehow Kelly manages. She'd already gotten all of Les' driver's information from DMV—body reports on the Mercedes convertible and the Seville that he'd left behind, his driver's record, previous applications, Allison SaintPierre's record. Kelly had written for the incident report on a DUI Les had received last year in Houston. That would take another week at least.
She had submitted a few tons of requests to the Social Security Administration and various state agencies, looking for any recent papers issued for any of the names from Julie Kearnes' personnel files. We'd been a little too liberal in the weeding process, narrowing down the scope to the six most likely candidates for a new Les Saint Pierre, but even with that many names, tracking paperwork was going to be a nightmare. Kelly planned on following up Monday morning.
"How'd you squeeze DMV so quickly?" I asked.
" No big deal. I told the guy at the desk I was working a grand jury subpoena for the State Attorney's Office. Like that time in San Francisco you told me about. You're right—it works like a charm."
"I wasn't suggesting that as model behaviour, Kelly."
"Hey, what? You want me to put the information back?"
I hesitated. Tres Navarre, the moral example. "They bought the State Attorney line from you, huh?"
"Sure."
"Purple hair and all?"
She sighed. "Jesus, Tres, it's not like I wore a nose stud or anything. I can dress business. I look good in a blazer."
I didn't argue the point.
Kelly went on to tell me about Les SaintPierre's parents' death certificates in Denton County, which had led her to a probate court settlement on their estate, which had in turn given her a list of real estate inherited by Les. He'd received the small family house in Denton and a vacation house on Medina Lake. Kelly had sent requests to Denton County and Avalon County for copies of the assessor's records on both properties.
"Medina Lake," I repeated. "Avalon County."
"That's what it says here. I'm sceptical about the place in Denton but I'm pretty sure he's still got the lake property."
"Why?"
"I went by Parks and Wildlife. Les has a freshwater sailboat registered."
I whistled. "You're pushing for a bonus, now."
A lot of paperchasers overlook Parks and Wildlife. I normally wouldn't have tried it myself so early in the process. Usually you start with the obvious and work your way toward the obscure. Fortunately in this case, Kelly worked differently. Her procedure was dictated more by where all the government offices in Austin fell on her bus line.
"It isn't a big boat," she told me. "A twentyfive footer. He didn't need to get it registered but it looks like he did anyway."
I thought about Les' bedroom, about the labelled shoe boxes that filled his closet, even his illegal drugs and his scams on women all neatly categorized and filed away. Maybe the bastard had been a little too organized.
"Go on."
"He bought the boat at Plum Cove, Medina Lake. I made some calls, got an address for the drydock space he's been renting."
I found a pen wedged in the crack behind the ironing board/phone alcove and wrote down the information. "Good stuff."
"Yeah. At least nobody else has asked about the boat."
My pen froze above the paper. "What do you mean?"
"When I was at DMV, the clerk recognized the name Les SaintPierre from a few weeks ago. It's an unusual name. He commented that Les must be in a lot of trouble."
"Why's that?"
"Seems I was the second person from the State Attorney that month looking through his records."
34
My mother was squatting in her neighbours’ backyard, painting faux wisteria vines on a pine fence. To get to her I had to step carefully in my dress shoes through a minefield of pie tins filled with various colours.
She was wearing purple overalls and a fuchsia Night in Old San Antonio Tshirt, both speckled with acrylic. The air was warm and stagnate with fumes and Mother was sweating almost as much as the open Pecan Street Ale bottle on the steppingstone next to her.
She greeted me without looking up. She swirled her brush to form a cluster of pale purple petals. There was a fingerprint the exact same colour on the side of her nose.
"You know they sell plants now," I said. "You can just buy them in stores."
Mother suppressed a giggle. I think that was my first indication maybe she'd been sitting in the heat and the paint fumes too long.
"It's trompe l'oeil, Jackson." Then she lowered her voice. "The Endemens are paying me."
I looked back at the Endemens' house. Mr. Endemen, a scruffy retired newspaperman, was sitting at his typewriter at the diningroom table. He was trying hard to look busy, but he kept sneaking sideways glances at us through the picture window. He was frowning, like the view hadn't improved since I'd arrived.
"I won't tell," I promised.
Mother finished her petals and looked up at me. She did a double take.
"Well ..." She raised her eyebrows. "I'm sorry, I thought you were my son."
"Mother—"
"No, you look wonderful dear. What happened to your chin?"
"It's a bruise."
She hesitated. She had noticed something else too— that pheromonal afterglow that only mothers and girlfriends can detect, that aura which told her I had been Up To Something the night before.
Whatever conclusions she came to she kept to herself. She looked down at my ensemble while she stirred her brush through a pie tin. "I don't know if I'd've chosen the brown tie, but it's nice. I suppose conservative is best for an interview."
"A woman in purple overalls is giving me fashion tips."
She smiled. "I'm very proud of you. Would you like to take a medicine pouch for luck?"
"Actually I was hoping to borrow the Audi."
Mother tightened her lips.
She reached past me for her beer bottle. I stepped back so she wouldn't get paint on my black slacks. After she took a sip of Pecan Street Ale she looked up and down the fence at her work so far.
"Mr. Endemen wants grape vines along the top," she mused. "I think that's too much with the wisteria, don't you?"
I thought about it. "You get paid per plant?"
She sighed. "Artistic question. I shouldn't have asked you. I hope you want the Audi just to drive to UTSA?"
I gave her my best innocent look. "No ... I have some work to do afterward. It would be better if I didn't use my own car for it."
"Some work," she repeated. "Dear, the last time you borrowed my car for some work
..."
"I know. I'll pay you back for any repairs."
"That's not really the point, Jackson."
"Can I trade cars with you or not, Mother?"
She put down her paintbrush, then wiped her hands on a rag. She pulled her key chain out of her bib pocket with two fingers. "My hands are sticky."