The FSB director nodded.
- It is even more dangerous to let Ramzan Kadyrov in. If he breaks through to the throne, it will be worse than under Stalin. And we should take this into account!
The Acting President nodded.
- Yes! Target Ramzan! To not make a sound! And keep looking for compromising evidence on him. As for Zyuganov, this old man is absolutely not dangerous for us!
The director of the FSB noted:
- They can also nominate the governor of the Oryol region, Klychkov, or even Konovalov. These are the most powerful options they have!
Mishustin asked with a smile:
- Do they have compromising evidence?
- Of course there is!
The Acting President of Russia nodded:
- So use it! Although for us the boring Zyuganov is the best of the eternal second, and sparring partners. Looking at his sour physiognomy, and even very old, no one wants to have such a president!
Matvienko suggested:
- Maybe nominate a porn actress? And steam it well?
Mishustin nodded his bald head:
- That's a good idea too! You can try this too! For example, Vladimir Bryntsalov's nomination in 1996 was truly a brilliant PR move. Against his background, even Boris Yeltsin did not look so stupid!
The director of the FSB remarked:
- And Vladimir Bryntsalov is still alive!
The Acting President of Russia nodded with a smile:
- This is what you can register! Let the people have fun!
Medvedev confirmed:
- Like Grigory Yavlinsky! The old horse will not spoil the furrow!
Mishustin nodded.
- But the porn actress will be young and beautiful! And this will give the elections more excitement and success!
Until then, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, who had been silent, put in a word:
- And what will we do with Lukashenka?
Medvedev growled:
- This old stump has already exhausted itself. But still popular in Russia! Although an ally and chintz!
Mikhail Vladimirovich replied:
- We need to invite him to the funeral of Vladimir Putin and talk. If he wants our continued support, he must take part in the election campaign in my favor. Lukashenka must know his place, he completely depends on us!
Shoigu remarked:
- In which case we can press him. And even force them to go to war with Ukraine.
Mishustin nodded.
- Well, this is a last resort! And so we will try to resolve the issue with Ukraine amicably. Well, a referendum on this topic. You can discuss with the people and influence the course of discussion in the media.
The Minister of Defense remarked:
- How will it turn out ... But if the people at the referendum say no to war, then we will only have more problems!
Mikhail Mishustin scratched his bald head and remarked:
- Yes, it really can be so. But the referendum can be postponed. By the way, I have an idea to make some amendments to the constitution. Allow officials to have accounts and assets abroad. Then we will have influence around the world!
Medvedev nodded.
- I am also against this in the constitution, the authorities should have freedom of maneuver.
Mishustin continued:
"And prisoners should be allowed to vote, and teenagers from the age of fourteen. And that would be a good move! Plus some more amendments to the constitution. In particular, it would be possible to make the Federation Council younger from twenty-one years old, like the governors.
Matvienko noted with doubt:
- The young are sometimes so difficult to manage!
The acting president of Russia confidently answered:
- Change of generations is inevitable! And everyone needs to understand this! In the meantime... It is necessary to reduce the retirement age for men to sixty-three years for a couple of years.
That would be fair!
Matvienko asked:
- And women?
Mishustin shook his head.
- Not! They already live longer than men! Yes, they retire early. So it will be fair. And one more thing - it is necessary to release connections with the death of Vladimir Putin - Putinka vodka. And it should cost only ninety-nine rubles and a half liter! This will be a joy for the people!
Medvedev giggled and suggested:
- Or maybe also release Mishustinka vodka. There will also be great joy for the people!
