Mishustin nodded and noted:
- Prepare a decree on awarding Ramzan Kadyrov the title of Hero of Russia and General of the Army. In the meantime, secretly contact the Ukrainian special services and help them, it"s clear what to do!
The circle murmured in approval.
Shoigu noted:
- At the congress, United Russia will unambiguously support Mikhail Mishustin for the presidency of Russia. I think you do too!
Mikhail Mishustin nodded and dictated:
- Sergei Shoigu will be awarded the Order of Victory for outstanding services. For the first time since Brezhnev, he will be awarded this order. He will also be awarded the title of Marshal of the Russian Federation. Although the war in Ukraine is not going very well, this symbolic gesture will inspire our soldiers to new feats.
The Minister of Defense bowed and remarked:
- Thank you and I will try to justify the trust!
The Acting President nodded and continued:
- Vladimir Putin, despite his mistakes, still enjoys the support and love of a significant part of the people. Therefore, we must award him posthumously. I think it is necessary to posthumously award Vladimir Putin the title of Marshal of the Russian Federation, the star of the hero, and the Order of St. Andrew the First-Called!
Matvienko remarked:
- Or maybe the generalissimo is better right away?
Mishustin chuckled and remarked:
- That would be overkill! They will make fun of us!
The director of the FSB noted:
- In any case, part of the people will always remain dissatisfied! But the idea of a posthumous award is a good one!
The Acting President nodded and continued:
- Well, we will name a couple of streets in St. Petersburg in honor of Vladimir Putin and in Moscow! Here's another question, where will we bury him?
Matvienko shrugged her shoulders and remarked:
- Maybe at the Novodevichy cemetery, next to Yeltsin?
Medvedev replied:
- Some of the supporters of the late Putin may perceive this as a mockery. I suggest either behind the Kremlin wall, or even make a mummy and build a special mausoleum for the deceased Vladimir Putin!
Mishustin chuckled ironically and remarked:
- Can Vladimir Putin be placed in the mausoleum instead of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin?
Shoigu grinned and noted:
- This, too, many will consider a mockery of the dead Putin! Moreover, the communists will be against it!
The Acting President of Russia nodded:
- Yes! Let's not touch Lenin yet! Let's solve his problem in a more relaxed environment. In the meantime, I propose to organize the most pompous and luxurious funeral of Russian President Vladimir Putin. I think that Patriarch Kirill will personally bury him!
The FSB director nodded.
- There will be a funeral of Vladimir Putin on the highest level. And we will send invitations to all heads of state without exception!
Mikhail Mishustin said:
- Volodymyr Zelensky also died. And almost simultaneously with Vladimir Putin - this is symbolic!
Shoigu nodded.
- Yes! But in fact, he is not in command of the Ukrainian army anyway. I think that we can offer Ukraine a truce until we choose new presidents for ourselves!
The Acting President nodded.
- It's an interesting idea. The only question is, since when did the Minister of Defense begin to think about peace?
Sergei Shoigu remarked:
I've had enough war for a year. And before that, there was also Syria. And in general, do you think that war is such a pleasant experience?
Mishustin nodded.
- Of course not! I understand! What can Ukraine do with a proposal for a four-month truce. And then the war will end!
The Minister of Defense remarked:
- And if it doesn"t stop, then ... But it can really be like a frozen conflict during the Minsk agreements!
The Acting Prime Minister remarked:
- Each month of the war is more than a trillion rubles of direct and indirect costs. So freezing the conflict is also an idea. But let's see how the Ukrainian side will react to this.
In the meantime, we will make some other decisions.
The IE premier remarked:
- Airbag depleted! It's time to end the war!
Mishustin nodded and replied:
- It is necessary for all the families and relatives of the victims, in addition to everything that they have already received, to give ten million rubles. For severe injuries and injuries, five million, for minor injuries, three million. And all participants in the war and mobilized another two million rubles! And immediately!