Millions of girls threw up their fists and screamed:

  - There are no irreplaceable people! Find other fighters!

  Putin and trump felt as if they were squeezed by an invisible Anaconda. And it really hurt. And it burned like a hot iron. Presidents are in a tight spot.

  The girl in the sparkling with all the colors of the rainbow crown, chirped:

  - My last word - eternal youth for you personally, and the power of the planet! In case of failure, you will experience pain in a billion dimensions, a trillion circles of hell will pass!

  The two presidents looked at each other. Wink... In fact can the mouse in the cat's claws to bargain? I heard the tortured:

  - I agree! No other way!

  The girl in the crown has decreased dramatically, and was the same height with trump and Putin. Her wonderful beauty is unique, and even apparently Leonardo DaVinci can not afford to capture this. The girl stamped her heel and chirped.

  - You are going to fly with me... I will give you what the old men of the planet earth dream!

  Here trump could not resist the question:

  - Why do we only see girls? Don't you have any men?

  The beauty in the crown put a finger to her lips and said in a half-voice:

  - That's it... the Only pulsating, the jade phallus disappeared. And only a man can find it!

  Even Putin could not resist and whistled:

  - Wow! And it happens!

  The scenery has changed. Blew an icy wind, and they were in huge, consisting of some mirrors spherical shape of the hall.

  Now the Queen was barefoot, and leaving behind delicate traces on the mirror surface.

  With each step, the goddess of the female world grew in size and became more transparent.

  Trump mumbled:

  - Okay ... so she's even sexier!

  The Queen girl ran to the mirror wall and disappeared. There was a gentle voice:

  - Now let's start...

  A Golden stream of light poured over the two presidents. And the rays seemed material like a jet of rain. Trump, feeling tickled, laughed...

  Putin was more reserved.

  It was both pleasant and disturbing. The presidents mechanically joined hands.

  Putin felt the firm handshake of trump. And then something new in the body.

  Indeed something changed. In fact, their bodies were becoming increasingly blurry, as if the water was blurring the paint. And the flesh itself turned into rubber, or jelly. However, the feeling was very pleasant and even invigorating. You're becoming like butter yourself.

  Putin thought that something similar he felt, having received a post of the Prime Minister, and Yeltsin's successor. It was a little unexpected.

  Then the Director of the FSB was just afraid that it will be removed for the fact that his office missed the RAID by the militants in Dagestan. And how pleased that fell into the hands of enormous power. And even the Communists did not dare to put a spoke in the wheel!

  The rays of light that tickled the two presidents constantly changed their color. And it became hot like boiling water, but rather bitter. The image of trump and Putin finally blurred and became indistinguishable.

  Putin felt that he seemed to spread, and the body loses its support. He experienced something similar when the results of the elections to the Duma in 2011 were announced. The same feeling as if luck is leaving you, and fortune is turning away. You think your most glorious deeds are over. And who could assume that then there will be a fantastic accession of the Crimea. But really, it seems everything is there, but health goes. And have no strength to go for a fifth term!

  And here offer you eternal youth! And eternal power! It makes you dizzy!

  Trump also felt at ease. Get this... but now. You're melting like an icicle....

  The President of America was not very successful in foreign policy. North Korea showed teeth and many believe it scared the US. From Syria, trump announced that America is leaving. And the Yankees are leaving Afghanistan. The only thing in Venezuela managed to throw hemorrhoid Maduro and put their man. But still not the fact that he will be obedient and will not get out of control.

  However, at some point in politics as if everything turned out. And now you need to go on an adventure. For the search for the phallus supercivilization consisting of some girls! It's driving me crazy!

  Trump loved to play poker, and secretly envied Putin, a damn good politician - who managed to do the impossible: the Crimea to attach without a shot! In fact, none of the action is not fired a gun. Although to explain this...

  In General, at some point in the United States collapsed test. Just an incredible terrorist attack on September 11. The war in Afghanistan, which America does not need, is bogged down in Iraq. That economic crises, the rise of China. Strengthening the military power of Russia. And internal disagreements when the President faces impeachment and a congressional Commission is created.

  Another thing is Putin, who never had disagreements with the Parliament, and even the Communists only imitated opposition. Now this is democracy.

  Trump deep down dreamed of dictatorship. But he lacked the social support to carry out the coup. Yes, and in the United States has long been a democracy, and there is no desire of society to move to authoritarianism. With all the problems, America is the most powerful and influential country in the world under a democratic regime. So is it worth it to become autocracy. All the more authoritarianism is prone to self-degeneration. Dictators, as a rule, pull weaker successors. Is it possible to compare, for example, Maduro and charismatic Hugo Chavez?