PUTIN AND TRUMP SAVE THE UNIVERSE

  ABSTRACT

  During a historic meeting between Donald trump and Vladimir Putin, both presidents were abducted by supercivilization. As it turned out life in the universe is under threat, and may stop all the processes of reproduction, if you do not return from the parallel universe of powerful, magical artifact. As it turned out, the presidents of the United States and Russia are best suited for this role.

  PROLOGUE

  This summit promised to be historic. The presidents of the two most powerful Nations of the world were finally able to solve urgent problems one-on-one. And the situation in the world is very tense. And instability was growing around the globe. Like the infernal flame of a gigantic fire, roasted blue ball of the planet. It seemed a little more and the dynamite will explode, destroying the universe.

  And this is a historic chance to reconcile the two poles.

  The meeting was held in neutral territory, in the Swedish Palace of Stockholm. Very luxurious residence of kings. Very solemn meeting. With the orchestra, with the March guards. And maybe the chance to stop a new force erupted the cold war.

  Presidents exchanged cold smiles, and evil views.

  Trump firmly shook hands with Putin. And negotiations began behind closed doors.

  The us President immediately took the bull by the horns:

  - The situation in my country is that without serious concessions from the Russian side to compromise, we can't do that.

  The Russian President said with a smile:

  But I can't give you unilateral! If the assignment will be, it is mutual!

  Donald trump hard noticed:

  - Capturing Crimea, you have changed the balance of power in the world! And now we can't come to balance as long as there are territories occupied by Russia.

  Putin dryly replied:

  - We didn't occupy anyone. It was the choice of the Crimean people!

  Trump slyly smiled and slyly noticed:

  - When you lead troops on foreign territory, there, very dashing hold a referendum with a score under one hundred percent! Especially when Hitler annexed Austria!

  The Russian President said quietly:

  - If we hold a second referendum, and allow your observers to all your polling stations, do you recognize the Crimea?

  Trump without offense noticed:

  - Of course not! It is necessary that Ukraine agrees with this!

  Putin said logically:

  - I don't think we can agree! The return of Crimea to Ukraine is not even a discussed issue!

  Trump grunted angrily:

  - But Syria?

  Putin nodded balding head:

  - There are different options!

  The U.S. President paused. He looked at the portraits of the Swedish kings. Here is the biggest, of course, Karl the twelfth. This is the loser monarch, perhaps the most popular in Sweden. Young, not too tall, with expressive eyes and a high forehead. Already in sixteen years, Charles won several victories, including the defeated near Narva much larger army of Peter the great. For some time the Swedish king won, but then luck turned away from him. Trump remembered that Charles the Twelfth also expected to raise Ukraine against Russia. But most of the Cossacks, and the local population was faithful to Peter The great. Then, Karl at all lost and fled to Turkey.

  It's not exactly a pleasant memory. But... How many of the Sweden, and Russia. The US is overwhelmingly superior in both population and economic potential. And they to give?

  Trump said cautiously:

  - Assad is an odious person in the eyes of the us population. And he must go!

  Putin responded typically:

  - Do you want to give Syria to terrorists?

  The tramp shrugged his shoulders and replied:

  - The people of Syria will decide in free elections who will rule them!

  Putin responded harshly:

  - People have already chosen Assad!

  Trump objected:

  - Under authoritarian regimes, there are no fair elections!

  The President of Russia logically noted:

  - Only a tough regime can keep Islamists in check. You want it to be like Iraq?

  Trump noticed banging his fist on the table:

  - We will make sure that the democratic regime suppresses terrorists! And suppress the enemy by force!

  Putin chuckled and offered:

  - So suppress terrorists, but do not interfere with the life of the Syrian people! We are also not against democracy in Syria, but the people should not impose anything. Especially other people's models! We can look at spheres of influence, but not regime change. And, of course, we will not remove our bases from Syria!