Let's face it, you're going to lie. Now, for the first time, there's a book to help you get good at it. (If you're saying you're going to STOP lying, then you're just lying to yourself.)This hilarious manual takes you through:--The five laws of lying well (Law #1: Don't feel bad about lying, feel bad about the bad things you do that you have to lie about)--Preparing your conscience in advance--The ABCDE's of lying--The importance of knowing when to lie (even more important than knowing HOW to lie)--How to know when someone is lying to you--And much more...The Shameless Liar's Guide is the first in a series of Anti-Self-Help books, dedicated to helping readers get in touch with their inner inadequacies and to accept, feel good about and laugh at their inherent human flaws.