There was no answer. There could not be. There was nothing he could do in honor to an insensate female and there was no chance she’d wake receptive to him.

Tagen turned around and slipped back out and down the hall to his own room. He hung the towel out the window to dry and sat on the edge of his lumpy bed. Daria. He had been close enough to taste her sweat in the air.

Dammit.

Tagen fell onto his back, splayed to the night. He closed his eyes and tried to sleep.

Gods, it was hot.

*

It was past seven when the morning light managed to pry Daria out of sleep. She was drowsily surprised by this. Grendel had a hard time going this long without breakfast, and she hadn’t heard a peep out of him. She groped for him in his usual spot by her hip and didn’t find him.

Bewildered, she sat up and really looked for him. He wasn’t in the bed. He wasn’t over pawing at the door. He wasn’t here.

He had come to bed with her last night, hadn’t he? Sometimes he preferred the sofa downstairs, and since the alien had come along, Grendel had shunned her once or twice to hang out with him, but no, she was positive he’d followed her to bed.

Daria got up, gathered some clean clothes, and took herself a quick shower. When she went downstairs, Tagen was there on the sofa with Grendel on his lap. The orange tabby opened his eyes a slit when Daria came to hover at the edge of the living room, but that was all. Tagen’s hand was rubbing tiny circles slowly down from his neck to the base of his tail, and the cat was too overcome with pleasure even to purr anymore.

Tagen was looking at her, too, and with considerably more intensity than the cat.

“Were you in my room last night?” Daria blurted. She’d meant to ask if he’d had breakfast. Oh well.

“Yes,” said Tagen, after a short hesitation. He didn’t look horribly ashamed of himself, either.

“Why?” she asked.

His gaze went back to the television.

“That’s not an answer,” she said warningly.

He glanced her way and then turned his eyes on Grendel. He scratched lightly at the cat’s ears and Grendel’s head drooped until his nose bumped Tagen’s knee. “I wanted to look at you,” he said.

She scowled at him. “Well, don’t do it again. I’m not going to run away and you don’t need to keep double-checking. If I want you in my room, I’ll leave the door open. Don’t hold your breath waiting for that to happen.”

“Hm.” He returned his attention to the television screen.

She leaned in just enough to see the picture and groaned as she saw the familiar herky-jerky camera moves and cop scenes of Law & Order. “It’s seven in the morning! Why are they playing this crap already?”

Tagen frowned slightly. He lifted one bare foot and set it down casually on the coffee table, curling his talons possessively around the remote control.

“And you,” she said. “Are you going to look me in the eye and tell me you really need to watch it all damn day? As a language lesson?”

“Yes.”

She snorted.

His frown deepened and he turned his golden gaze back on her. “I think,” he said slowly, “you do not realize how difficult English is to learn.” He pronounced it strangely, the N-sound merely a glottal before the second syllable: n-Glish. “So many words have the same meaning. So many words sound the same, or nearly so, and yet mean very different things.” He took a claw from Grendel’s massage and raised it, a badly-cast professor emphasizing the day’s lesson. “Diff-icult,” he said. “Diff-erent. Mean, a definition. Mean, to be unkind.” There was a particular stress on that last word and his eyes sharpened. Then he turned back to the television and continued stroking down Grendel’s back.

“I see your point,” Daria said. She folded her arms across her chest, still a little stung by his stress of the word ‘unkind’. “What I don’t understand is why you watch Law & Order all the time instead of, for example, Sesame Street or some other show that’s actually designed to help people learn.”

Tagen’s jaw ticced. “I like this show.”

“I could get you a Spanish to English dictionary,” she offered.

His brow furrowed and he glanced at her. “Spanish?”

“That other language you speak. Er, hola.”

His face smoothed out with comprehension. “Panyol,” he said. “What is a dictionary?”

“A book of words. Rather,” she amended (his expression told her plainly that all books had words), “A book with Spanish…Panyol words and then how to say them in English.”

“Useful,” Tagen grunted. His gaze crept back to the screen. “But I cannot read Panyol. I can only speak it. So I will watch your shows. It helps me to understand proper usage. I may as well enjoy a show I watch for such a purpose.”

“Yeah, but you’re always telling me I talk too fast.” She waved at the TV. “Are you telling me they slow down and repeat themselves when you ask them to?”

“No.” He kept his eyes on the screen. “Neither do you.”

Ouch. “Have you eaten?” Daria asked after a moment.

“Last night.”

Presumably after he’d stuck his nose in her room. She steeled herself for dirty dishes in the kitchen. “Do you want something now?”

“Please.”

Daria turned and started down the hall, then paused and looked back, meaning to ask if he had a preference. The question stuttered apart unspoken. Tagen brought his eyes up inquiringly to hers, but up was definitely the operative word.

More than anything else right then, more even than the persistent anxiety of having an alien in the house at all, Daria was confused. Had he just been checking her out? It wasn’t the sort of thing she could just ask. She turned around again, somewhat stiltedly, and made herself go to the kitchen.

There was an empty glass and a plate of chicken bones in the sink. All the chicken bones, by the look of it. The man got up for a midnight snack and ate eight pieces of chicken. She shook the bones out into the garbage and made a sour mental note to scratch cold chicken salad off the menu that night. Regular pasta salad would have to do.

She was scrubbing the dishes clean in the sink when Grendel padded across the tiles and peered accusingly into his food bowl. He yowled irritably when he saw it was still empty, and Daria let the soapy dishes go in the washwater and went to fetch him some chow. Somehow the cat food had gotten put back on the top shelf, and she had to really work to reach it down. She just got her hands to close on a tin when a dark movement at the corner of her eye caught her attention. She glanced around and there was Tagen. She wasn’t as sure about the direction of his gaze this time, but it definitely took a split-second before it was on her face.

She frowned at him and pulled Grendel’s breakfast open. “What?”

He looked marginally surprised by her cautious tone. “May I not be here while you prepare food?”

“Well…sure. Just…sit down or something.” She bent down to get Grendel’s food dish and this time, she shot a glance behind her and sure enough, he was looking right at her ass.

‘Okay, slow down,’ she told herself, as that first flare of unreasonable alarm spiked up through her. ‘You keep forgetting the dude’s not human. It’s only natural to look at an alien’s ass.’

She hadn’t been looking at his.

‘No, but you were sure staring at his face plenty yesterday. And his hands, and his feet. So chill. He’s probably never seen an ass like yours before.’

That had a bizarre humor to it that not even Daria could shrug off entirely. Her ass, the wonder of the universe. She emptied Grendel’s breakfast into his bowl and bent back over to place it before her mewling animal. This time, she really bent. Straight legs, all the way over, ass out, everything. She peeked at Tagen in the reflective face of the dishwasher and saw him lean back slightly.