The waitress

I woke up early. Time for tea. Better to brush teeth. I didn't spend much time on this. What a good time to go out on the balcony. Morning. But what about lunch? You might think that I have nothing to do? You are wrong! I need to meet a lady today to take some photos and videos. Boring day… not so boring. I took my photo camera to check my flash memory. What about laptop? I will use it later.

Incoming call…

"Hello" – I answered.

"Hello, Jai… how are you?" – my friend asked.

"Good and you…" – I answered.

"Fine. Let's go eat to Jess Cafe?" – he asked.

"Ok… where are you?" – I asked.

"Near Jomtien now" – he answered.

"Ok I'm coming" – I said.

"I can pick you up" – he said.

"Ok" – I said.

"Call you…" – he said.

I started waiting for him. And I made sandwich with tea for myself. What about lady for tonight? I must find her. Time has passed and still no call. Damn… what is he doing?

Incoming call…

"Hey Jai… I'm here… come" – he said.

"Ok" – I said.

After 10 minutes we started our way to Jess Cafe…

"How are you today?" – he asked.

"Not bad… I have some business" – I answered.

"What business?" – he asked.

"I need to take some photos" – I answered.

"What… what?" – he asked.

"Photos" – I answered.

"Do you want to take some photos of a girl?" – he asked.

"Yes" – I answered.

"Damn you… are you serious?" – he asked.

"What's a problem?" – I answered.

"Not too much girls here" – he said.

"This is Pattaya… too much girls here" – I said.

"Ok… up to you… Jai" – he said.

We arrived to Jess Cafe… My friend shut off the engine.

"Let's go to get some breakfast" – he said.

"Let's go" – I said.

We sat on the sofas… Time to order some food. The waitress came to us. Matt was looking at the menu… I thought he wanted to order something special. My friend's name was Matt.

"So… what would you like to order/ guys?" – the waitress asked.

Damn… her voice was sexy. And she called us guys. Very friendly waitress. As I thought. Matt still didn't know what to order. But I was ready. Anyway… time is time.

"Scrambled eggs, toasts, hot tea" – I said.

"Ok… and you?" – she asked Matt.

"Same" – he answered.

"Ok… please wait" – the waitress said and left us.

"Matt… what are you thinking?" – I asked.

"What do you mean, Jai…" – he answered.

"The waitress…" – I said.

"Nice waitress" – he said.

"I know… I know…" – I said.

"You want take her to your room?" – he asked.

"No… just telling you how good is she" – I answered.

"Oh… you want to find same she?" – he asked.

"Why not?" – I answered.

"Where do you think to go?" – he asked.

"Night street" – I answered.

Our breakfast arrived to our table. The waitress smiled and said:

"Bon Appetit".

"What are you doing tonight?" – I asked.

"Staying with my friend" – the waitress answered.

"Oh… ok / ok" – I said.

The waitress left us… Matt started his meal. He looked hungry anyway. I started eating too. Damn… what else? What about night street tonight. I took my toast and spread it with jam. Oha tasty.

"Matt… what are you going to do?" – I asked.

"What do you mean… Jai?" – he answered.

"This night…" – I said.

"Go meet my girlfriend" – he said.

"Girlfriend?" – I asked.

"Yeah… what's a problem?" – he asked.

"You have girlfriend?" – I asked.

"Yes"– he answered.

"Ok… ok" – I said.

"And you… Jai?" – he asked.

"Find a girl to photograph" – I answered.

"You, Jay, are always looking for trouble" – he said.

"Do you like waitress?" – I asked.

"Yes… but I'm not looking for steps to attract her" – he answered.

"Yeah… better do it for money?" – I asked.

"What do you mean…" – he answered.

"Pay money for girl better" – I said.

"I don't know… you think so?" – he said.

"It's difficult for me too" – I said.

"Jai… I'm almost finished my meal" – Matt said.

"Wait… I'm eating my second toast" – I said.

"So, check bill?" – he asked.

"Check bill" – I said.

"Kept Tan Rikha (Check bill)" – Matt shouted.

The waitress came to us after a few minutes. So… time to pay. Matt checked his wallet… after me. The waitress placed a glass with the bill on the table.

Nice.

"Your bill… guys" – the waitress said.

"Good" – I said and took the money out of my wallet.

I put it in the glass. Matt was very slow. Damn… always same.

"Kapun kaph (thank you)" – the waitress said and took the money.

"Sorry… do you have phone number?" – I asked.

"+66*******" – she dictated to me.

"Kapun kaph (thank you)" – I said.

We left this place. Matt started the engine… and tried to leave parking place. Good. He knows how to drive. But what about girls? Let's ask him. I rolled down the window.

"Matt… you see… this waitress gave me her phone number" – I said.

"Yes… Jai… you're just lucky" – he said.

"Lucky? No… I think… She likes me" – I said.

"She likes you? … you think she wants to have sex with you?" – he asked.

"Yeah… she wants to have sex with me" – I answered.

"Ahhahaha … Jai… you are killing me" – Matt said.

"Killing you? No… no… you didn't get me" – I said.

"What do you mean?" – he asked.

"Girls love me" – I said.

"Girls love you?" – Matt asked.

"Yeah… but maybe she's interested in money" – I answered.

"Exactly" – he said.

"Damn… girls need love also" – I said.

"Yeah… but it's not about this situation" – he said.

"Oh… really?" – I asked.

"Up to you Jai… you can call her and see how it goes" – he answered.

"Ok… ok.... I heard you" – I said.

"You always think for the better" – Matt said.

"Yeah… I think. It would be great to meet her…" – I said.

"You can do whatever you want… Jai" – Matt said.

"Thank you… Matt… cool advice" – I said.

"Where should I take you?" – he asked.

"Take me to my room" – I answered.

"I'm going to car wash" – he said.

"Ok… let's go there first" – I said.

We arrived to our point (Car Wash). Matt took the phone and checked something. What the hell is going on? He shut off the engine. And was ready to go to pay for this car wash.

"Sit here… Jai… I'm going to check this place" – Matt said.

"Sure… Matt… no problem" – I said.

Matt opened the door and got out of the car. Time to wash my baby (he said to himself). He paid and time to start. He started washing his car very carefully.

"Jai… check all the windows / are they closed?" – Matt said.