ZELENSKY VS PUTIN

  ANNOTATION

  The almighty Creators of the Universes, the demiurges Sfero Katastrofov and Emmanuel, extracted Presidents Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky from real time and transferred them to the virtual world. In this world, Zelensky commands an empire of elves, and Putin of trolls. And between them there is a cruel and bloody war. Now the winner of this battle will take all.

  The stakes are higher than ever.

  PROLOGUE

  Lush garlands of stars, as if consisting of precious stones: emeralds, rubies, sapphires, diamonds, topazes, agates and other incredible beauty dotted almost the entire space in this part of the universe.

  Sphero Katastrofov, a demiurge boy and creator of many universes, and at the same time an eternal child capriciously remarked:

  - On planet Earth, as we see it is restless!

  A very beautiful girl-demiurge Emmanuel nodded in agreement:

  - Yes, my counterpart! There, the dictator Vladimir Putin is now unleashing the largest war since the Second World War. And there is no end in sight!

  Sphero looked like a boy of twelve or thirteen, but very muscular, with muscle relief, like a fitness champion. Wherein

  Despite his Quasi-God nature, the boy only has shorts, and he himself is naked to the waist, and barefoot.

  The skin is bronze from sunburn, and the hair is white, with a slight yellow tinge.

  Emmanuelle, with copper-red hair and only a bikini, is also barefoot.

  However, as it is not difficult to make sure, a couple of demiurges - the creators of universes can use bare feet, snap their fingers

  Creating universes and other worlds.

  Sfero Katastrofov remarked with a sigh:

  - The war between Russia and Ukraine has grown into a senseless and protracted massacre. It has been going on for a whole year, and there is no end in sight! And people are dying by the hundreds of thousands. And how can you endure this?

  Emmanuelle suggested:

  - Let's bring Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky together in a virtual massacre. Let them fight each other in a battle between elves and orcs. And the one who wins inherits everything!

  The demiurge boy nodded in agreement.

  - That's a good idea! Rather than shed precious Slavic blood, let them sort things out among themselves - elves and orcs! Sapphire Empire of the Elves vs. Ruby Orcs.

  And the boy-God clicked his bare toes.

  Emmanuelle nodded.

  - The younger Zelensky will command the elves, and the older Vladimir Putin will fight for the orcs!

  And the boy and girl clicked their bare toes.

  There was a planet divided into two parts. Approximately in half with equal resources and population is the sublunar land. And the fighting qualities of the fighters are approximately equal. Also technology at the level of the mid-twentieth century. The chances of winning are about the same. Although tanks and planes are slightly different.

  Such is the strategy. Each has about ten billion populations that reproduce about the same as humans.

  The war cannot be endless, sooner or later someone will run out of steam. Or take over.

  Much will be decided by the art of war and the talent of commanders. And Vladimir Putin himself and Vladimir Zelensky have been displaced. Zelensky became an elf-emperor, and Vladimir Putin became an orc-emperor.

  And for their world on February 24, 2023, both rulers were trivially bent. And their reign was broken.

  And now they clashed in the new world of fabulous techno-fantasy.

  . CHAPTER #1

  Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky, has undergone a transformation. He became an elf-emperor. And all the elves, without exception, are very beautiful. They look like muscular human teenagers built like athletes and delicate, pretty faces of girls. Elves do not grow beards or mustaches, and they look no more than sixteen years old, but at the same time their facial features are very regular, harmonious, their hair is blond, often curly. Elf female elves are also very beautiful and cute, athletic girls. From humans, elves are distinguished by ears with sharp tips like those of a lynx, but very graceful.

  Otherwise, they are very beautiful, cute, muscular, impeccable physique, and young-looking people. Which do not age, practically do not get sick, are very cheerful, and show their teeth all the time.

  Elves are like teenagers, and in behavior, too, almost like children. Very glamorous and beautiful people. And they have twelve times more female elves than male elves.

  Since Zelensky represents Ukraine as a victim of aggression, he was made an elf and given a cheerful and beautiful people as subjects.

  But Vladimir Putin represents the country of the aggressor and he has orcs under his command. These creatures look like brown bears, but with a very nasty and ugly physiognomy. Even more disgusting than the orcs were in the movie adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.

  And among the orcs, on the contrary, the male is twelve times more than the females. And the females themselves are also very nasty and no better than males.

  Here is such a confrontation: good and evil. But the fighters - orcs and elves are approximately equivalent.