This concise e-book was written after we asked many questions to hundreds of Thai girls working in the bars and entertainment spots of Bangkok and Pattaya, as well as numerous regular Thai women who simply thought it might be a nice idea to have a foreign boyfriend. We also talked to many tourists from different countries around the world, concentrating on men who primarily travelled to the 'Land of Smiles' in order to meet Thai girls.This is the resulting guide we compiled and it contains what we consider to be the most important words and phrases required for conversation between new Thai and farang (Western) 'sweethearts.' It is written in an extremely user-friendly format that begins with taking the new couple through that first meeting, then onto those first shy moments alone in the room, eating and drinking together, simple conversation and ~ of course ~ sex. There are also useful chapters on time, numbers and colors; in fact, all the phrases necessary to ensure a happy, enjoyable and trouble-free time together for couples who cannot speak the same language. Whilst putting the book together we tried hard to keep the contents as concise as possible, for fear of making it too complicated for practical use. We thought this brevity vital as the guide is primarily designed to be downloaded onto a mobile telephone and used in a bar, a restaurant, a bedroom; in fact, just about anywhere couples go together.Unlike most phrase books, for the reader who is really hopeless at languages, each phrase is arranged in English, Thai and the phonetic of both. This means that if you are unsure of the pronunciation, or too shy or just too lazy to attempt the required phrase, you can simply point at it on the screen of your telephone in order to communicate the meaning to your partner without saying a word! What could be easier?This e-book is specially designed for use with mobile telephones, e-book readers and tablets.If your answer to any of the following questions is 'yes,' YOU may need to buy this e-book! Specially designed for use with mobile telephones, e-book readers and tablets, it is amazingly useful, great fun and a real ice-breaker!Do you want to speak to her but don't know what to say?Do you want to take her home but don't know how to ask her?Do you want to ask her if she can do that special thing for you in bed?Do you want to tell her you love her very much?Have you considered she might be hungry but can't tell you?Do you want to ask her about money?Do you want her to go but don't know how to tell her?Do you want to ask her where something is?Do you want to see her again tomorrow?Are you completely hopeless at attempting to speak Thai?The solution to your problem is inside this book plus very much more!