Ever wondered what Jersey Shore, Beyonce's music videos, and mothers-in-law have to do with getting into guaranteed medical programs? Ever wondered what you can start doing in middle school to prepare for the application process? Take a look inside and you'll find out. With his user-friendly, conversational tone and his own experiences with applying to these programs, Jayson takes you through: An intro to these amazing programs that guarantee your admission to med school when you're a high school senior. A preparation plan - from middle school through senior year of high school - loaded with secret tips on building your resume, picking the right schools, and more. An entire unit devoted to gaming the application system and landing a seat in these programs - from professing your love for medicine in a 500-word essay to scoring points with your interviewer. What's more, this book was made just for you - the student. Sparknotes addict? Great! There are summaries and checklists at the end of each chapter. Don't know where to begin? No worries! We've got sample essays, a sample resume, and a list of all BS/MD programs in the US to help you get started. Sick of reading Steinbeck in English class? You're in luckwe definitely make fun of Steinbeck at least once or twice in here. Whether you've got 5 years, 5 months, or 5 days to apply, Jayson's personal advice and solid strategies will put you on track to submit a killer application. You might even have some fun reading this book, too. Trust meit's no John Steinbeck.