An irreverent and ridiculous collection of "found" documents that will change everything you thought you knew about rock and roll, by the creator and star of Adult Swim's DelocatedJon Glaser delves into the unknown and highly secretive histories of dozens of rock and roll's greatest bands with sometimes spectacular, sometimes heartbreaking, always completely made-up results. In this book, you'll discover the following:Handwritten letters by Glaser's own father, which reveal him to be an early member of the band we now know as ZZ TopOld lyrics journals of, among others, Bob Dylan and David Bowie, featuring a collection of songs they probably hoped would never see the light of dayA letter from Ringo to the rest of the Beatles, the week after their breakup, informing them of his plans to start a Beatles tribute bandFormerly classified government documents with shocking revelations about the Navy SEALs and the Butthole SurfersPrince's set list for the bat mitzvah of Steven Spielberg's daughter Rachel, including the songs "Purple Oy Vey," "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Rabbi," and "When Doves Kvetch"My Dead Dad Was in ZZ Top is for everyone who loves absurd, made-up stories about their favorite bands. It's also for everyone who doesn't love absurd, made-up stories about their favorite real bandsthey just might not enjoy it as much.