OUTHOUSE READER THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down! FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM: "Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe." "Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning." "A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you." TO DROP-AND-RUN HUMOR:"It's easy to win at Solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses." "A cow that won't give milk is called a hamburger."