pubOne.info thank you for your continued support and wish to present you this new edition. "The Open Window, " "The Schartz-Metterklume Method, " and "Clovis on Parental Responsibilities, " originally appeared in the Westminster Gazette, "The Elk" in the Bystander, and the remaining stories in the Morning Post. To the Editors of these papers I am indebted for their courtesy in allowing me to reprint them.