"To determine the real truth, at any and all costs, and expose the United States government as the obvious liars that they are." - mission statement from, "THE TOTAL TRUTH!," website. Clarence Matussey and Almost Doug are on a quest to expose the truth regarding alien greys. They find a metallic rod that has extraterrestrial powers. With a swish of the wand, small miracles occur. When a message is received that the Greys are returning, the true believers gather out in the desert and wait for their salvation.