Mark Twain, one of the most widely read American writers, has his distinct place in the world literature. There may not be any school or college in the world where his books and stories are not included in the curriculum. Twain's writings have kept several generations enthralled and even today his writings are read with pleasure in every part of the world. This great word-smithy is one of the most respected writer and orator. His command over language is not hidden from the literature lovers. His intelligent statement, remarks, and witty lines from his writings have now become very popular quotations. The present book includes hundreds of such intelligent remarks and statements given by this great master. This book is sure to enlighten and amuse the prospective readers.