Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious Boris JohnsonOrder, order! After a long day at the dispatch box, when your honourable friend's white paper has made you feel green and your poll ratings have slumped to a new low, hunker down in Speakers' Corner with this grand coalition of political quips and quotes - you'll be ready to take on Jeremy Paxman again in no time!