Journalist Selina Rawe eagerly infitrates Her Majesty's Prison at Auchterhuish, where corporal punishment is mandatory for wayward girls, along with more specialist treatments from a gorgeous resident nurse, while the lustful Hebridean mariners provide little - or perhaps too much - relief. Sapphic governess Miss Gurdell worships the bottom beautiful, and Selina is horrified to learn that hers is the tastiest of all.