What happens when those two most incompatible of creatures - the human male and the human female - settle down for a life of togetherness and arguments about the toilet seat? Award-winning comedian Jeff Green bravely sets out to discover the truth. Why is, Wow, you re a fantastic cleaner , not considered a compliment? And what is it about women and candles ? Along the way he offers helpful advice (why you shouldn t cheer when your partner says, 'I'm not angry, I'm disappointed'), handy tips (ways to avoid becoming broody: get up every hour throughout the night and burn 200) and essential buys (see 'exercise equipment and other places to hang wet washing'). Whether you re hopelessly coupled or gratefully single, The A-Z of Living Together has all the answers you need. Because it s not just men who behave badly