Julia Morris is the first to admit she does not know much, but these are some of the things she knows for sure: - Writing a Logie speech when you are aged eight is not normal; - Cathy Freeman is the only woman in the world who looks good in white lycra; - $22,000 Aussie dollars converts to about 23 pounds Sterling; - 'Overnight romance' sounds better than 'one-night stand'; - Tom Jones is not the only dark-haired Welsh man with sex appeal; - A blue cross on a white stick WILL change your life. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I USED TO BE? is a delightful memoir from one of Australia's best-loved comedians about moving to the UK, frocking up, dating, getting married, giving birth to her first child and coming home...and not always wearing Manolos.