The shrinkadinks think I have a screw loose. Aint playing with a full deck. Whacked-out wiring. Missing marbles. Irreverent, foulmouthed seventeen-year-old Cricket is the oldest ward in a Catholic boys home in Maineand his life sucks. With prospects for the future that range from professional fighter to professional drug dealer, he seems doomed to a life of criminal rapscallinity. In fact, things look so bleak that Cricket cant help but wonder if his best option is one final cliff dive into the great unknown. But then Wynona Bidaban steps into his world, and Cricket slowly realizes that maybe, just maybe, life doesnt totally suck.