SO YOU THINK your mom is embarrassing? You wont after you meet mine. Shes the co-host of a morning television show and her host chat has covered everything Ive done from puking on my piano teachers shoes to gluing antlers on my head. But Ive got the microphone now and Im doing weekly commentaries on my schools broadcast/podcast. Dont get me wrongmoms awesome, and Id never really want to freak her out. But if viewers get to hear about my private life, why cant I dish about Moms new boyfriend, or how dorky she is as a school volunteer? Did I mention my friendships with my loud, bossy BFF and former BFFs are in total flux? And what is this thing called middle school? Definitely stay tuned.From the Hardcover edition.