When his parents surprise Jason with a family vacation to California, he is totally excited. Not only will he get to fly, hell have a chance to try out for Masquerade Mania! Thats before he learns that they will be camping cross-country in a sardine can (at least thats what the contraption looks like). Jasons willing to do just about anything to get a chance to be on Mania. But isnt wearing pink underwear, enduring the stares of fellow campers, and putting up with his pain-in-the-neck sister above and beyond the call of duty?From the Trade Paperback edition.