TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT.Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world. Finally, heres the book no self-respecting geek can live withouta guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.In short, dear geek, here youll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination. become a sudoku god brew your own beer build a laser beam classify all living things clone your pet exorcise demons find the worlds best corn mazes grasp the theory of relativity have sex on Second Life injure a fish join the Knights Templar kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves learn ludicrous emoticons master the Ocarina of Time pimp your cubicle program a remote control quote He-Man and Che Guevara solve fiendish logic puzzles touch Carl Sagan unmask Linus Torvalds visit Beaver Lick, Kentucky win bar bets write your name in ElvishJoin us or die, you will.Begun, the Geek Wars haveFrom the Trade Paperback edition.