Hockeys most controversial authority gives you everything you need to know to be Canadas best-informed armchair coach.Sports talk-radio personality Bob McCown knows what hes talking about, and hes not afraid to say whats on his mind. Depending on your own strongly held opinions, some of Bobs will have you cheering in agreement while others will tempt you to throw the book out the window (if you werent enjoying the damn thing so much). McCowns Law will be fuelling and informing heated discussions at the bar for years to come.A sample of Chairman Bobs opinions:-The Leafs havent won the Stanley Cup in 40 years for a perfectly logical reason: they have the crappiest players.-Its time the law put hockeys most violent offenders in something more restrictive than the penalty box.-Lets leave Olympic hockey to the men.-Eric Lindros wont end up in the Hockey Hall of Fame, but he still deserves to be mentioned right alongside the all-time greats.-Slovakia, not Canada, may just be the greatest hockey nation on Earth.-The Ottawa Senators. Are these guys a bunch of chokers or what?From the Trade Paperback edition.