So, it turns out I'm this reincarnated goddess. Whatever that means. Of course, being a goddess apparently doesn't come with perfect hair or flawless skin or even any neat-o superpowers. Nope. the only thing I get is one stark-raving mad nemesis named Simon. And the only thing standing between Simon and total world domination? Oh, right: me. As if! On the plus side, I get to follow this bad guy all the way to sunny Hawaii! Maybe this goddess gig won't be so bad after all.