Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia - the first three books together - oo-er!Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):There are so many things very wrong with my life.* The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.* My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.* I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!' (book 2):* It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.* I think I have snog withdrawal.* I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose...'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas' (book 3):* My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.* I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.
